Adam Edwards

‘The freezers are full to bursting, but why does no-one ever consume the contents?’

A querulous head is dog chat for “You’re bonkers if you think I’m going to jump over that dry stone wall”

‘Despite those documented decades of inclement summers we are now designing our gardens as if we were living in Provence’

‘The Weeks were granted a trading licence by the CDC, although extraordinarily, that licence did not allow them to trade anywhere that was regulated by the CDC’

Does the BBC send out a memo dictating on what date the Remembrance poppy must be worn by all who appear on our screens?

To leave Gloucestershire for the sweaty hell that is Southern Europe in order to practice the bizarre tradition of toasting an Anglican skin under a Latin sun remains a mystery to me

We might be privileged to live in such a wonderful place, but does that really have to mean that we can’t join the 21st century?

Adam Edwards: It is fair to say that the cocker spaniel is not a dog for those of a nervous disposition

Adam Edwards: Once, when Yuppies strode the earth and I patronised the Groucho Club, I was a member of a serious shooting syndicate. But no more...